{"id":1684,"date":"2016-05-03T21:01:01","date_gmt":"2016-05-03T19:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.segunda-feira.de\/?p=1684"},"modified":"2016-05-03T21:04:33","modified_gmt":"2016-05-03T19:04:33","slug":"darueber-lachen-brasilianer-wenn-sie-an-deutschland-denken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.segunda-feira.de\/?p=1684","title":{"rendered":"Dar\u00fcber lachen Brasilianer, wenn sie an Deutschland denken"},"content":{"rendered":"

Manolo war in einer Bar in Deutschland und bestellte ein Bier, doch der Kellner verstand ihn nicht. Daher wurde er sauer und beschimpfte den Kellner. Doch dieser hatte ihn verstanden!<\/p>\n

\"Weissf\u00fcder\"<\/p>\n

Der Witz funktioniert nat\u00fcrlich nur, wenn man wei\u00df, was „Vai se fuder!“ auf Deutsch bedeutet.<\/p>\n

Wor\u00fcber Brasilianer \u00fcbrigens nicht lachen k\u00f6nnen, ist, wenn man „sete a um“ oder auf Deutsche „sieben zu eins“ sagt. Dieser Ausdruck ist in Brasilien zum gefl\u00fcgelten Wort f\u00fcr eine totale Niederlage geworden.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Manolo war in einer Bar in Deutschland und bestellte ein Bier, doch der Kellner verstand ihn nicht. Daher wurde er sauer und beschimpfte den Kellner. Doch dieser hatte ihn verstanden! Der Witz funktioniert nat\u00fcrlich nur, wenn man wei\u00df, was „Vai … Weiterlesen →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-reise-entdeckungen"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p64WYd-ra","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.segunda-feira.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.segunda-feira.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.segunda-feira.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.segunda-feira.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.segunda-feira.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1684"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.segunda-feira.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1687,"href":"http:\/\/www.segunda-feira.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions\/1687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.segunda-feira.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.segunda-feira.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.segunda-feira.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}